First and foremost, Craig Zumsteg is a diehard New England Patriots fan. After that, he attempts to juggle the roles of blogger, husband, father, and snack cake enthusiast. He once ran so fast that his homemade robot Halloween costume actually broke apart and shed away from his blinding speed. He was 27 when that happened. His pet peeve is when people say they are from one particular neighborhood of a larger city, as though he is supposed to care that you’re from Williamsburg, rather than New York. His favorite NFL player was once Wes Welker, and he is still trying to figure out what to do with the three Patriots Welker jerseys that he owns. Craig currently lives in the delightfully sleepy suburbs of New York.